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The Ultimate Unhelpful Guides

Step into a world of whimsy and laughter with "The Ultimate Unhelpful Guide" series. Embark on an unconventional journey through various destinations, where practicality takes a backseat and hilariously useless advice becomes your trusted companion. From Europe to exotic locales, this series is your passport to amusement and bewilderment.

With each book, I aim to offer you a humorous take on travel advice, providing friendly tips and mellow observational anecdotes that make your journey entertaining. Get ready to explore the world through a lens of lightheartedness, where getting lost is part of the charm and laughter is never far away. Welcome to a series where my playful approach ensures your travel experiences are both memorable and enjoyable.

Author Bio

A writer, traveler, and self-proclaimed wannabe comedian. With a flair for sarcastic humor, Jesse approaches life and writing with a light-hearted attitude, never taking himself or his work too seriously.

Join him on a journey through his comically unique perspectives and experiences in the world.

Contact information: jesse.cranford.author@gmail.com

Check out a collection of hilariously unhelpful ebooks!

Please DO NOT GO to Bogotá

Embark on the anti-adventure of a lifetime with "Please Do Not Go To Bogota - The Ultimate Unhelpful Guide." This satirical handbook is your ticket to missing out on the vibrant culture, delicious cuisine, and friendly locals of Bogota. The capital of Colombia is waiting–but you're better off not going.

“Please DO NOT go to Bogota” — the inaugural book of the newly edited series, Ultimate Unhelpful Guides. Join us on a whimsical journey through various destinations, armed with hilariously useless tips that are guaranteed to leave you both amused and bewildered.

Available at Amazon

Please DO NOT GO to Bangkok

Embark on a comically unhelpful journey through Bangkok with Please DO NOT Go To: Bangkok. Discover absurd advice on avoiding landmarks, cuisine, nightlife, and more. Embrace the chaos or escape it – the choice is yours!

"Please DO NOT Go To: Bangkok" is the second book for the upcoming series of The Ultimate Unhelpful Guides, where we'll take you on a whimsical journey through various destinations, armed with hilariously useless tips that are guaranteed to leave you both amused and bewildered – but you're better off not going.

Available at Amazon

Please DO NOT GO to Paris

From ineffable baguettes to quirky neighborhoods, this whimsical journey exposes the unconventional and hilarious aspects of the City of Lights. Embrace absurdity, leave guidebooks behind, and experience Paris like never before. Guaranteed chuckles ahead! Au Revoir, Not Adieu!

"Please DO NOT Go To Paris" is the third book in the The Ultimate Unhelpful Guides series, where we'll take you on a whimsical exploration through various destinations, armed with hilariously useless tips that are guaranteed to leave you both amused and bewildered.

Available at Amazon

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